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Welcome to all new employees!

We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

Existing agents, please remember that our new hires are members of the SHIELD family. Do not taunt or tease them. In particular, the betting pool on how long it will take them to flee screaming is highly inappropriate.

Rebuilding Fund

Tony Stark

The Manhattan office thanks Tony Stark and the Maria Stark Foundation for their generous support of the Rebuilding Fund to help midtown Manhattan recover from the recent alien invasion. 

A reminder to all SHIELD employees: both SHIELD and the Maria Stark Foundation will match 100% of your contribution to the Rebuilding fund for the remainder of the year. That means that for every $1 you donate, the fund will receive $3! It's an easy way to stretch your dollars and make a difference.

Contact the Payroll Office to arrange a donation today.

New Forms

 

Human Resources would like everyone to be aware of two new forms that have been introduced:

The X-113-N34 should be used in place of the X-113-N3 (Alien Influence, Mental, Temporary) when the alien influence in question lasts for more than 14 days or results in projected damages of more than fifty million dollars. 

The L-312-98P replaces the former L-312-99 and should only be used in cases where your Life Model Decoy accidentally injures a fellow SHIELD agent.

Happy Birthday

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July birthdays:

  • July 4: Agent Rogers (91)
  • July 7: Agent Blake (33)
  • July 8: Specialist van Dyne (28)
  • July 11: Agent Pym (33)
  • July 14: Dr Richards (41)
  • July 21: Agent Wilson (35)
  • July 30: Agent Walters (24)
  • July 30: Colonel Fury (??)