DOUGLAS ADAMS - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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DON'T
PANIC
In
many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the
Hitch-Hiker's Guide
has already supplanted the great
Encyclopaedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words
DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
"And the wheel," said the Captain, "What about this wheel thingy? It sounds a terribly interesting project."
"Ah," said the marketing girl, "Well, we're having a little difficulty there."
"Difficulty?" exclaimed Ford. "Difficulty? What do you mean, difficulty? It's the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!"
The marketing girl soured him with a look.
"Alright, Mr. Wiseguy," she said, "if you're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be."