Bend Her

Say what? File not found. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Hello, little man. I will destroy you! In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.

The Day The Earth Stood Stupid

I'll get my kit! Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.

A Tale of Two Santas

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… Really?! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!

Attack of the Killer App

It's toe-tappingly tragic! And I'm his friend Jesus. Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. Meh. Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

  1. Soon enough.
  2. That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?
Fear of a Bot Planet

So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Ooh, name it after me!