#karvachauth
A woman saw her husband stepping into the path of a speeding car. “CAR. WATCH OUT,” she screamed. He lived, & we celebrate #KarvaChauth.
Nervously watching my wife eat breakfast. #KarvaChauth
#karvachauth ... derived from the sanskrit words 'Karva' - (meaning:) to not eat for the well being of that Chauth - your husband
LOL RT @shubhos #karvachauth Millions of Indian men are fasting for fast women but bulging waistlines don't care.
@zoOm_buzz: The Ishq Vishk scene featuring @shahidkapoor & @Amritaraotweetz seems to be everyone's fav! #KarvaChauth #zoOmTV
RT @shubhos: #karvachauth Millions of Indian men are fasting for fast women but bulging waistlines don't care.
even the husbands should be fasting today along with their wives for #karvachauth :)
@zoOm_buzz: And the DDLJ scene with Kajol & @iamsrk! #KarvaChauth #zoOmTV
RT @doctoratlarge: #karvachauth is trending above #Mayawati - this is an insult to Dalits
RT @rameshsrivats: A woman saw her husband stepping into the path of a speeding car. “CAR. WATCH OUT,” she screamed. He lived, & we celebrate #KarvaChauth.

#IReallyHateWhenPeople
#iReallyHateWhenPeople Disrespect God. R-T if you Love God!!
#iReallyHateWhenPeople cheat on their beautiful loved one with a hoe just for a quick nut...
#IReallyHateWhenPeople think I'm mad just because I'm quiet #Scorpio
#iReallyHateWhenPeople have private conversations out in public
#iReallyHateWhenPeople How make a girl orgasm while licking http://t.co/7jhfzzSi
#IReallyHateWhenPeople Let u down at the last minutes wiv crap excuses and think u believe them. Be #Honest
#IReallyHateWhenPeople act drunk knowin they had a half cup of a mixed drink
#IReallyHateWhenPeople call football, soccer. The name is easy. You use your foot to kick a ball. Why does it have to be renamed!?
RT @enezaynadio: #iReallyHateWhenPeople Do that rempit-like twit sound. Dude, you're not a rat, please dont try to be one.
RT @iRudex: #iReallyHateWhenPeople judge me!

#Mayawati
#Mayawati should build a statue of Mayawati showering flowers on a Mayawati statue. Wud confuse the hell out of archaeologists in the future
Speaking of #Mayawati, does anyone have a list of roads, airports, universities and government schemes named for #Gandhi family? #India
Now that #Mayawati has showered flowers on her own statue, Rahul Gandhi should be given Rahul Gandhi Youth Icon of the Year award.
RT @rameshsrivats: #Mayawati should build a statue of Mayawati showering flowers on a Mayawati statue. Wud confuse the hell out of archaeologists in the future
RT @doctoratlarge: #karvachauth is trending above #Mayawati - this is an insult to Dalits
RT @doctoratlarge: #karvachauth is trending above #Mayawati - this is an insult to Dalits
RT @rameshsrivats: #Mayawati should build a statue of Mayawati showering flowers on a Mayawati statue. Wud confuse the hell out of archaeologists in the future
RT @janlokpal: One percent of UP budget spent on NOIDA park says #Mayawati What about the rest? http://t.co/Ni7HHpmF #Janlokpal
RT @rameshsrivats: #Mayawati should build a statue of Mayawati showering flowers on a Mayawati statue. Wud confuse the hell out of archaeologists in the future
it's true @supritajha: A Rs 685 Crore Park !... Are u kidding me!!!! #Mayawati

RIP Google Buzz
RIP Google Buzz. The company reports they are shutting it down, which will impact tens of people.
Google will shut down Google Buzz to focus on Google+ - http://t.co/qRigip92
RIP, Google Buzz | http://t.co/td6hlir3 (via @Techland)
Indigeek: RIP Google Buzz: http://t.co/P0GleSp6 via @AddThis
RT @iComplanBoy: First Google Wave, now Google Buzz.... How long does Google + have??? RIP Google Buzz
RT @mashable: Google will shut down Google Buzz to focus on Google+ - http://t.co/qRigip92
Google buzz never really stood its ground, think its time they laid it to rest! RIP Gbuzz
RT @joeschmitt: RIP Google Buzz. The company reports they are shutting it down, which will impact tens of people.
“@mashable: Google will shut down Google Buzz to focus on Google+ - http://t.co/J3eCLhzp”well what do u know, google+ will make it after all
First Google Wave, now Google Buzz.... How long does Google + have??? RIP Google Buzz

RTI Act
RT @htTweets: Advani criticises PM's statement on RTI Act http://t.co/hx8Y8J6Z #ht
RT @htTweets: Advani criticises PM's statement on RTI Act http://t.co/hx8Y8J6Z #ht
LK Advani criticises Manmohan Singh's statement on RTI Act
Pardon, but what was it? RT"@Suchindranath: Who wouldn't criticise Soniaji's Sardarji's remarks on the RTI Act? @ndtv"
Advani criticises PM's statement on RTI Act: Observing that the RTI Act is an effective device for making govern... http://t.co/dKbS4xiM
Flash News@ Advani criticises PM`s statement on RTI Act: Observing that the RTI Act is an effective device for m... http://t.co/Bb1ZUeyO
BJP opposed to reviewing of RTI Act, says Advani: Jabalpur, Oct 15 : Accusing the present UPA Government led by ... http://t.co/6lJ7qVVo
RT @Suchindranath: Who wouldn't criticise Soniaji's Sardarji's remarks on the RTI Act? @ndtv
Who wouldn't criticise Soniaji's Sardarji's remarks on the RTI Act? @ndtv
BJP opposed to any reviewing of RTI Act: Advani

Steve Jobs Day
California Declares Oct. 16 as Steve Jobs Day - http://t.co/xoZM62E7
This Sunday will be Steve Jobs Day in the State of California.
Dear Blackberry, I think it's nice that you're honouring Steve Jobs' death with a 3 day silence #BB
RT @DeathStarPR: California declares Oct. 16 as Steve Jobs Day. Anybody caught in public not wearing a turtleneck to be shot on sight.
RT @sumitstweet: Indigeek: California Governor Declares Oct. 16 'Steve Jobs Day': http://t.co/tyV9ROS4 via @AddThis
Apple day, Steve Jobs Day :)
California Declares Oct. 16 Steve Jobs Day http://t.co/pZMcga03 via @mashable
RT @mashable: California Declares Oct. 16 as Steve Jobs Day - http://t.co/xoZM62E7
RT @AppleGurus: California Declares Oct. 16 as Steve Jobs Day http://t.co/vWahGZej
RT @Reem_Khalifa: "@AJStream: #California Declares Oct. 16 as #Steve Jobs Day http://t.co/GAMQxGri #Bahrain

Anfield
At Anfield Stadium, jersey ready for the big match 2morrow http://t.co/Y0wpnQaR
19: #ManUtd go to Anfield tomorrow with #19 top flight titles, #19 PL points so far, and a PL goal difference of +19. Topical.
CONFIRMED: Howard Webb has not travelled with the Man United squad for today's visit to Anfield.
.@Dirk_18_Kuyt @glen_johnson @luis16suarez @LucasLeiva87 good luck today vs man united. 3 points stay at anfield. #YNWA @LFC
- LeBron to be at Anfield today!
RT @StupidFootball: CONFIRMED: Howard Webb has not travelled with the Man United squad for today's visit to Anfield.
RT @UtdIndonesia: Can't wait guys to see United at Anfield.
RT @UtdIndonesia: Can't wait guys to see United at Anfield.
Today its a big day liverpool against manchester united at anfield. Go the reds. @LFC
Go united!! RT @UtdIndonesia: Can't wait guys to see United at Anfield.

Good Morning
A good morning text does not only mean "Good morning". It has a silent, loving message that says..."I think of you when I wake up."
Sending a girl a text that says "Good Morning Beautiful" can change her attitude for the whole day. "Good morning my world "
#ARealBoyfriend CALLS his girl and tells her "good morning beautiful" every morning to make sure she smiles everyday. FUCK A TEXT!!!!
Good morning every one.......
RT @Quabena_AQ: Good Morning...
Good morning my facebook en twitter friendz and happy birthday to my homie zveja i hope you'll enjoy you day dawg
Good morning<3
@AriGLoverx3 hahahhaha ♥ so I'll say good morning Saturday :))
@hollywills good morning holly .have alovely day xx
@MidasConsultant Good Morning! Thanks for being awesome. Enjoy your day!

PM's
RT @htTweets: Advani criticises PM's statement on RTI Act http://t.co/hx8Y8J6Z #ht
RT @htTweets: Advani criticises PM's statement on RTI Act http://t.co/hx8Y8J6Z #ht
Flash News@ Advani criticises PM`s statement on RTI Act: Observing that the RTI Act is an effective device for m... http://t.co/Bb1ZUeyO
RT @htTweets: Advani criticises PM's statement on RTI Act http://t.co/hx8Y8J6Z #ht
The Govt is very worried about RTI and will dilute it at any cost RT @ndtv: #Advani criticises #PM's statemen… (cont) http://t.co/GaNkLjZf
Advani criticises PM's statement on RTI Act - Hindustan Times http://t.co/xMyGhfGI
http://t.co/VQjqOF2c Advani criticises PM's statement on RTI Act: Observing that the RTI Act is an effective device... http://t.co/kNfmvBWl
Morning :) gotta work from 10 am till 4 pm :S
Advani criticises PM's statement on RTI Act - Hindustan Times: Zee NewsAdvani criticises PM's statement on RTI A... http://t.co/RBlvYH22
RT @htTweets: Advani criticises PM's statement on RTI Act http://t.co/hx8Y8J6Z #ht

Diwali
By next Diwali thanks to government, judges and myopic NGOs India can stop competing with China and start competing with Pakistan!
Coca-Cola launches new communication for Diwali, ties up with Ra.One - http://t.co/G1GFtCSJ - 25 pple wins a chance to meet SRK. #RaOne
Diwali Dhamaka - I have never seen this kind of excitement building up 4 Diwali releases in TN.
My son need children fataka. #crackers #diwali
@amreekandesi yes - Canon IXUS is super. U can also consider half-price + quarter-life Chinese shit. Seems to be popular this Diwali.
making candles wid jodie... she just flew in to celebrate #diwali wid me!! :)) <3
Diwali Festive Collection for Women Shalwar Qameez and Designer Tops http://t.co/UH8P5qVK
How to Convey Diwali Greetings: What Will You Need? http://t.co/eafDX9hc
This Diwali, give yourself nothing but the best deal: Reliance Retail, More, Big Bazaar, and many malls offer di... http://t.co/ElIM2lOl
oppsss nthing attractive RT @Flipkart: Our Diwali offers are up! Here's to making shopping during the festiv… (cont) http://t.co/gk1nJ78F